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OUR VISION
Our Vision is to expand the name and brand of gosuckme.com for generations to come.
We believe that we are on the face of the earth to find great domain names and that's not changing. We are constantly focusing on innovating. We believe in the simple not the complex. We believe that we need to own and control the primary technologies behind the domains that we find, and participate only in markets where we can make a significant contribution. We believe in saying no to thousands of projects, so that we can really focus on the few that are truly important and meaningful to us. We believe in deep collaboration and cross-pollination of our groups, which allow us to innovate in a way that others cannot. And frankly, we don't settle for anything less than excellence in every group, and we have the self-honesty to admit when we're wrong and the courage to change.
OUR TEAM
AIDEN WALTERS
Director of Douchebaggery
Tel: 123-456-7890
JAMES LOPEZ
Moustache Rides Coordinator
Tel: 123-456-7890
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